Here's the Thing, Fuck Everyone

Marsoni

M251S

$94.00

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Here's the Thing, Fuck EveryoneYou come home after a long day: you somehow ground dirt into your white shirt (HOW?), your friend ditched you, and the train held up your commute for 30 minutes AGAIN. Now as you lay down to turn on some murder documentaries some asshole is knocking on your door, pleading with you to use your phone because their car broke down, and you don't see a car in sight. So you leave them knocking, call the police, and turn the murder documentaries up to 11

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I have wasted so much money on dog balls that they won't even pick up! They finally were obsessed with the Kong rubber green/blue or red/blue ones, but they're $3+. each, and they break from the dogs squishing it. I honestly had zero expectations on these, and they BOTH picked them up on the first throw! That's huge!! Seem to work fine in the ChuckIt. As for the squeaker, at first I was like "Oh nooooo." when they both loudly started! Much to my (and my neighbors') happiness, the squeakers stopped working after a couple minutes. 🤣

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Reviewed in the United States on February 2, 2025

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William Lovelace

Carnegie, US

★★★★★ 5

Great dog toys

Color: S6-muti-color

These are long lasting, durable dog toys. My dogs love the squeak sound.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026

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