Attempted Murder Tee

Marsoni

M251S

$30.00

Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29

Attempted Murder TeeTwo crows on a branch = cute. Two crows on a branch being legally classified as an attempted murder = even better. This subtle nod to corvid humour is perfect for bird lovers, pun lovers, and anyone who enjoys jokes that make people pause for half a second. The fabric is soft, sturdy, and perfect for layering warm enough for cool mornings, breathable enough for everything else. It holds up beautifully in the wash, just like a crows lifelong commitment

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★★★★★ 4

Works great.

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